{what I meant to say wednesday}

Here is how it goes in our house

B: Did you get the house cleaned today (meaning did you do the dishes)
L: Yup!


What I meant to say was... OH CRAP I hate that you reminded me that there are days worth of smelly dishes in the kitchen. Thats why I turned on the scentsy, to mask that stank of milk and left overs. I am trying to hide from the responsibility and now you ruined it. You could actually lick the floors of the house its so clean everywhere but the dishes remain, they dont count. Now you are on your way home and I will panic to get them done so you still think I am that awesome kick butt woman you married. Not the one who will run out of clean plates, forks etc. and then go to Burgerville for lunch instead.

[what i meant to say wednesday]

Some of you have been chatting with me online and I will suddenly say "ok I gotta go, time to be a good mommy" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

what I meant to say was.....

"HELP ME HELP ME! I am being attacked by a slobbery, screaming, stinky bottom, and very fast monster baby!!!! I cant climb up any higher on my couch arm rests or hold the laptop any higher over my head and still efficiently type."

wait maybe if I just.....

"mommy say's NO ryan, NO you may not flick off the laptop keys 1 by 1 while i try to type a loving message back to a friend of mine. NO you may not climb up my face while I try to finish reading this super inspiring blog on how to be a better mommy to you."

So sorry everyone, there was more to this.... but time to go be a good mommy and put my monkey to bed ;)