ryan-isms vol 9

you are SO hot mommy! (referring to my temperature but it made me smile)

I have something very important to tell you, I live here now (at grandma's house, he has been on this kick for a week)

I widdy like my hodo bed

Why are you dressed like a princess mama?

SO tell me about your day.. no the other day, the one called Friday.

Go down that way, I am TOTALLY freaking out (in target) 

I am pumping! I am pumping chocolate milk for the sad babies so they won't be whinny.

(6am, he comes into our room bawling)
I can't find my rock! I found one in my dream last night. I was at panera, the one that is really far away  and there was a really big tower too, I found it for yia yia and then I lost it! I looked everywhere in my room! I am so sad!
(and then he cried for an hour) 

Lets do the spoons (spooning/cuddling in bed)

Why are you pointing your boobs at me? (I was changing, time to be done with that!) 

Who is that girl? You should get her number... (I was watching tutorials on the computer)

I used to play with toys when I was a baby, I am a big kid now so I dont need them anymore.. I just work on the computer and eat food instead. Weston can just have them.

My tummy is so huge, that means I am going to have a baby. I'm having a boy baby, because I am a boy. And he's coming out after Weston's birthday, but hes just coming on his own, not with the hospital.   (future home birth advocate!)

Is it going to be the GREEN holiday tomorrow? (st patty's day)

I don't want to watch the sexy zoo anymore (64 zoo lane)

(midnight, hear little feet running down the hall)  I need a towel, I just threw up in my bed and I need to clean it up. :( 

Are going to instadam that?      ps everyone go look up the #ryaninstadams for his adventures. 

Show me her picture on facebook (for everytime a babysitter comes over so he can see who it is) 

Who are you texting? 

I NEED to have stick hair and my daddy spray (cologne)

Oh that looks really good on you.. 

Okay West, you get to be the caboose!

That one over there looks like a dream, the others look like circles. I love pancakes.

Ryan-isms vol.8

me: ryan close the door

ryan: im just going to stand out here for one second

me: whats a second?

ryan: smaller than a minute!

hubs: is yia yia a good grandma?
ryan: she is a goooood cindy (her name)


(as dad was leaving for work) see ya next time and good luck!

mama, me just going to pretend pump my nursies OKAY.


I am just going to go over here and cut some paper, and dont you tell me no.


totes goats! (or this one)


But I LIKE to be annoying!


"hoodle toodle mashed potato pizza hah hah hoodle!"      his new magic spell from fresh beat band


thats the deal.   (he says this over everything!)

I dont want to go to bed because I just love you so much. (awwww dying.)

Ryan isms vol... I dont know there has been so many

weston had a dead bee on his belly button and it made me gagged (it was just his umbilical stump)

yia yia, i have family time at my house. (what do you do at family time?) we lay on mommy and daddys bed and just talk.

SUPER TICKLES!

I be a scuba diver when I a daddy sometimes

I want to shoot those turkeys with daddy (we drove by some wild ones over memorial day)

watch me be a dinosaur

dinosaurs go AAAK thats the sound they make

its sunny out that means it swimmin time

I ate lots of foods I have a big tummy now. LOOK.

hubs: mommy and I are going on a hot date tonight!

ryan: I dont want you to go on a hot date. I want you to go on a cold one instead.

ewww your piggy toe is stinky

mom, close the door (why?) I dont want to talk about it.

(talking to me on the phone) Oh heeey, whats your name?

this chili is the nummy-est

thats AMAZING (says this about everything)

can just check on Weston a tiny bit? (the answer is always NO!)

Ryan-isms vol. 6 | birthday party photos

I am quite proud of myself for actually sticking to something longer than a week or 2. Remember Weston's photo a week?! Still doing it but just never label and post them here.

I have a post it note up on my computer that I will write these all down on its the easiest way to keep track as they all happen so quickly.

Anyway, onto the show..

His brother is now "the weston dude"

"Weston is laughing at me like a doofer!"

   whats a doofer ryan?

"Like a big kid!"

"MEEEEE to the rescue"

He is a food snob. He only likes really yummy things so its not all bad- we eat well! He only likes organic fugi or honey crisp apples. I never tell him what kind they are I just cut it up and hand it over. SO today I cut up what looked like a gala I found in my moms fridge and he ate a slice then handed them back stating "these are all gross apples mom"

After dancing around in a circle patting all his private parts he stated he was "doing the dance on my pen*s and my bum."

"mom I have this cute hat on, come take pictures of me with the window in your room" 

can you tell I am a photographer? hehe 

"no mom you stay here, I'm just going to go peek in on Weston" 

"I ate so much I have a BIG tummy now like you" 

sheesh thanks kid

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and now for the birthday party, in photos. 

we kept it small this year, just close family and 2 of ryans friends that happen to be sisters with their parents. everything was yellow and he had a "naked cupcake" with no frosting per request. it was a great day.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RYAN!

ryan-ism vol. 5

For other installments of ryan-isms click here. This kid never ceases to amaze me.

All thing have been said recently by Ryan Douglas, almost 3 yrs old....

this is my cash money!

weston is at olive garden eating all my pancakes  (no one was at olive garden at the time OR eating pancakes)

after attaching 3 pacies to his shirt he shook them in front of weston and said "hey weston are you ready for some FUN"

mom me going to be a lamp... at NOON.

see me play my guitar and sing the wise man built a house for me song!

after he found a Parmesan cheese grater and told me he was going to make some baby cheese for papa (who is in the hospital right now)

laying in bed with him one night he went to lift up my shirt:
mama let me see her!
see what???????
the baby girl in your tummy
there is no baby in there dude
but its a big tummy mom!  (and then I went to the gym)

WestIn, stop crying and go to sleep..... MOM he's not listening to me!

Its okay eston, be happy, its oooooookayyyyyyyyy. awwwwwwwwww. MOM its not working..

You the man Weston, you the man.

ryan-isms vol. 4

me get alllll cozy. me sleeping on couch like yia yia.

weston likes my taggy hes laughing!

me jump pretties far (I'm jumping pretty far)

oh no me shoes bye bye! (I took them off of him after he fell asleep)

Ryan: becca has fresh milk!
me: WHO are you that was so random?!
ryan: me silly boy mama

Ryan: what are you going to be when you are grown up Ryan?
Me: me build candy houses when me a daddy

his personality is hilarious. 

a little bit of this a little bit of that.

workin on my selfies! 

Hey friends, lots on my mind lately- nothing big just a few things I dont want to forget. Expect a lot of bullet points because well frankly thats the best way to knock this one out.

Conversation with ryan:
I was getting ready to go out of town for the weekend and my mom was dropping my off at the rental car place. Ryan was grabbing the car seat handle screaming DONT TAKE MY BABY! He was so mad that Weston T. had to come with me.
me: you cant have weston stay with you, I have to nurse him
ryan: NO I nurse baby weston
me: ryan you dont have nursies sorry dude
ryan: yes me have nursies (as he is lifting up his shirt to show me his nipples)
me: but you dont have anything in them
ryan: (grabbing his chest) YES me have daddy milk in me nursies. me nurse baby Weston!

OH MY GOSH I couldnt make this up if I tried.

hmmmm what else... hubs asked me if I was ready to move West into his own room and I actually started crying! I guess that means no. I am not that mom, I am way too attached to my babies that would just hurt too bad to have him so far away. In a few months sure..

Everyone is pregnant right now! Well I have so many mommy friends so everyone is always pregnant but I swear I find out about new ones every day. There is this really crazy thing inside of me that is jealous of them. Yes I just had a baby 7.5 weeks ago and this is completely insane. I really did not enjoy being pregnant at all so I dont know whats going on. We will have more babies for sure but not any time soon. I think its just the excitement of it all that I love. I love having babies. I would relive the end of my labor and Westons birth a hundred times over. There is no high like that anywhere else on earth. I miss that feeling. Congrats to everyone with babies on the way :)

I got all excited to do some redecorating and its kind of on hold. As in REALLY on hold til I figure out exactly what I want to do. I decided that I want to make some pillows because I cant find any that I like and I want to find a good place to do this upholstered wall but not sure where. I feel like a hummingbird with bright shinny objects. I want to do it all and I cant just stay on one idea, I keep changing my mind. I have the hardest time figuring out what looks good with what and how to incorporate everything I like into my space without it looking like pinterest threw up all over my house. Anyone want to help you are more than welcome.

Wow this is totally all over the place huh.. I warned you! Weston looks like my side of the family 100% and Ryan is hubs side all the way. I wonder if they will always look so different or will change as they grow.

weston and aunt hannah 

I lost all my baby weight (go me! dont hate) and then I started gaining weight back. I dont get it this sucks. I have been so bad about what I am eating and havent wanted to start working out and was hoping breastfeeding would do its job like last time. I dont need to be itty bitty but I am still young enough that I havent had to worry about my figure- but I really would like to fit into all the clothes I have. Thats all I ask! We just got gym memberships to anytime fitness. I can see it from my front door so its close enough I have no reason not to hit that up every few days. Ughhhhh

And to wrap up the most random post ever... another conversation with the toddler.

mimi: ryan I have no idea how to work this thing (speaking of my apple tv)
ryan: me have yes idea mimi. (then goes on to show her how to find a show)

well duh, there you have it. Today was Westons blessing day, a very special thing that we do with all our babies in our church. I will have more on that tomorrow with lots of pictures because he had the cutest little white outfit for it.

Wait didnt I say bullet points? Not a single one.. oops!