Ok lets reword that a bit.. I loathe toddler poop. First off its a kicking, screaming battle to change a diaper. And thats from both mommy and monkey. I always get kicked in the face, poo gets rubbed in places it shouldnt, there are WWE wrestling moves being mastered here people.
Apparently getting a diaper changed is the worst thing that can happen to a kid. ever. Maybe even worse than wearing clothes and that is pretty much a world shattering event in its self. I have a nudest on my hands.
Also, we eat the same stuff... ok enough thinking about that. eww/gross/icky whatever you fancy its just horrible.
The smell lingers even after the deed has been done, especially on his clothes. How does that even happen
I feel that kids everywhere should have the brain capacity to really be potty trained at 12 months, 13 if they are lucky/really cute. Oh that would be heavenly wouldnt it?! (and dont tell me about the potty training from birth crazy talk, I dont believe in that)
When he would like me to change him he usually comes and tries to sit on my face. Classy dude, that will totally win over the ladies.
Stinky bum, no thank you.