Wednesday, September 15, 2010

in need of nose plugs and/or gas mask

Just for the record, I hate baby poop.

Ok lets reword that a bit.. I loathe toddler poop. First off its a kicking, screaming battle to change a diaper. And thats from both mommy and monkey. I always get kicked in the face, poo gets rubbed in places it shouldnt, there are WWE wrestling moves being mastered here people.

Apparently getting a diaper changed is the worst thing that can happen to a kid. ever. Maybe even worse than wearing clothes and that is pretty much a world shattering event in its self. I have a nudest on my hands. 

Also, we eat the same stuff... ok enough thinking about that. eww/gross/icky whatever you fancy its just horrible. 

The smell lingers even after the deed has been done, especially on his clothes. How does that even happen

I feel that kids everywhere should have the brain capacity to really be potty trained at 12 months, 13 if they are lucky/really cute. Oh that would be heavenly wouldnt it?! (and dont tell me about the potty training from birth crazy talk, I dont believe in that)

When he would like me to change him he usually comes and tries to sit on my face. Classy dude, that will totally win over the ladies. 

Stinky bum, no thank you.


michelle said...

The trick is to get down on the floor......and pin his arms & legs down with your legs. That's what I had to do with my 3 boys. With Sarah once she was about 18 months.....the minute I saw her grunting (she makes a funny face) I'd pick her up and run her in the bathroom and put her on the potty.

Jen Herem said...

for awhile i used a piece of candy.. swedish fish did the trick. i only gave them to him when i changed his bum so he got excited.. one in each hand. try it.

The Hardy Things in Life said...

I can't believe he still doesn't like to get his diaper changed!! Funny kid!!!

Stef said...

Hahaha. That is hilarious that he sits on your face. For my kids, I think that graham crackers induce poops because EVERY time they have them, it comes out. Let's just say that s'mores have lost some of it's yummy-ness to me.

Chelsea said...

I had to straddle Bens to change his diapers! It was bad, I know the feeling. Now that he is potty trained, it is soooo nice! As for Nash, he only poops every 3-4 days! Can't wait to see you next week!

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